February 2011
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Ad Astra Per Awesome
onesmallfire:
Happy 150th Birthday, Kansas! You’re a big girl now.
Decisions are hard.
aimee-b-loved:
I require ice cream.
I have no ice cream.
Procuring ice cream involves going to the grocery store.
Going to the grocery store requires pants.
I have no pants.
So I’m weighing my want for ice cream against my desire to remain pantsless.
This is so hard.
I feel you. I go through this dilemma about once a week.
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On Emma Stone...
T: Why do you like her so much? Is it 'cause she's pretty?
Me: Well that, and I've always liked her. It's something about the characters she plays. They're people I'd like to be.
T: Skinny?
Me: *epic glare*
T: What?
Me: I'm gonna Tumbl that so hard.
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Ooh! We did age and height. Can we do weight now?
NO.
But my favorite color is purple.
Under Brownback, Kansas Will Be Only State Without... →
aimee-b-loved:
I’m trying not to dog on Kansas too much, even though I’m leaving. But, based our new governor’s proposed budget, I think I’m leaving just in time.
Oy. Vey.
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...
– President Obama, SOTU.
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House panel: Cut state employee pay 7.5% |... →
I FUCKING HATE OUR NEW GOVERNOR SO FAR!! I’m sure if I were THAT involved in the situation, I’d understand maybe some reasoning behind it. But for now, quit fucking with my household…ass.
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5'8"
And all limbs.
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Hotel reservations made. Ride set. It's...
The husband and I are going to CHSH!!
Dog people! I need your help.
Do any of your dogs get random, fat-like lumps? I’m pretty sure that its a fatty deposit, but I’m not sure. Any thoughts?
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Oops.
My last post posted before I typed the description. So that’s fixed.
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Warning: Cheesy words ahead →
So…This link will take you to the latest episode of “How I Met Your Mother”. It’s called ‘Last Words’, and it follows the 5 friends directly after one of them loses his father suddenly.
I’m posting this because I find that it (somewhat) accurately depicts various people’s feelings in a situation like this.
After losing my mother in late 2009, I was...
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I'm so excited for CHSH...
That I’m re-naming Sears Tower to Dan’s Balls Tower.
Ugh can I just have another day off just to sleep?
brijam:
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Local news:
The headline they just posted said, “The Sun Returns”. Really Topeka?
Really?
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Joe Dimaggio
I’m sorry. But I can’t hear his name or see him without pointing out the fact that my G-pa ALSO played for the NY Yankees and once struck him out on 3 pitches.
So yeah. Take that Dimaggio.
Love, A lame drunk Kansan