December 2010
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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When they say you hit something “right between eyes”, I thought they meant the target. Not my face.
Dec 26th
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However,
I DID explode that milk jug target like a mo fo.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Well poop
Now we can add “accidentally poured boiling water on my hand” to that list.
Dec 16th
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In the last 24 hours:
-G-pa went to ER, now in rehab hospital. -Found out there is a carbon monoxide leak in our house. -Said goodbye to my aunt, who has been here for a month taking care of G-pa. -I fell down the stairs. -Found out T’s coworker’s mom is about to die. -Found out a friend’s cancer has relapsed, and is started treatment again on Tuesday. So far, today can go fuck itself. There. I...
Dec 15th
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IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
….cause this sucks.
Dec 15th
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Current Status
Him: (looks at me confused, tilts head) Me: “What? No pants, cookie, and a glass of wine? Yeah that pretty much describes me.”
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Y'all are crazy.
Me, sharing my computer screen with my coworker: “There’s a Santa holding a flare while water skiing….and there’s a centaur riding a TRON cycle. “ “The internet is weird.”
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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The answer was Autumn.
By the way. Since no one answered.
Dec 10th
Seriously?
Dec 9th
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Tumblr Trivia!
Q: Which tumblr-er/tweeter didn’t like Lucky Charms cereal when they were younger because it had TOO MANY marshmallows? (I know. F’d up, right?)
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Hoorary!
Yes. There is an extra R.
Dec 7th
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Bahaha
I have taken control of Heidi’s Tumblr. ~Anon (not really)
Dec 4th
Dec 4th
Yes
I did just order a “weird blue earthy swirl” drink. Why do you ask? Related: Shut up Autumn.
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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My ASKhole →
I present this to you.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Some things said around, or to me lately
“So if she’s 2nd banana, and I’m 3rd banana, does that make you the vanilla wafer?” “My kids can’t wake me up early if they’re hungover!” “You fucking slacker. Oh well, at least you’re fun” “Why are there ducks in the room?” #1: “What’s in those things?” #2: (while eating)...
Dec 2nd
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Day 11
Put your iPod on shuffle, and write 10 songs that pop up: I just put the first 10. 1. Pink Martini - “Cante E Dance” 2. Soul Coughing - “Supra Genius” 3. Green Day - “Basket Case” 4. Britney Spears - “(I got that) Boom Boom” 5. The Lonely Island - “I’m on a Boat (F. T-Pain)” 6. Propellerheads/Shirley Bassey - “History...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd