Skeptical baby is skeptical

Go home baby, you’re drunk.

Dearest Tumblr,

We has a Dexter!
Born March 21, 2013
9lbs. 3oz.
22in. long

We are all doing well. Adjusting to parenthood :)

Calendar with a hot babe….

I’m a baaaaad blogger. Sorry for the lack of Tumblrage folks. I blame Obama?

So I’m due in 9 days (March 14. Or to be more awesome, Pi Day). All is going well with he and I. Did I ever mention it was a boy? Oh….well surprise!

As far as being pregnant goes. My boobs are all sorts of giant, and I’m super glad it’s Shamrock Shake season. (Yes. Shamrock Shake DOES deserved to be capitalized).

I love you all, and I’ll be sure to update more often. I swearsies!

shanghai-wendy:

atiecay:

I love Shamrock Shakes. I hate the Harlem Shake.

*snicker*

ARB for Shamrock Shake.

And I am an idiot, but a minty idiot.

shanghai-wendy:

wilwheaton:

#TeamGrover

#GROVER4LIFE

I want this on a shirt…
Or made into a stuffed friend.

brijam:

mmguitarbar:

Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary.

ilovebender:

Target has you figured out, nerds (at Target)

So true.